Showing posts with label Humpty Trumpy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humpty Trumpy. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

Shitter Twitter Trump

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Trump is prolific on Twitter
As he tweets day and night from the shitter
Constipation of his brain
Make his tweets quite insane
And angry and stupid and bitter

There once was a traitor named Trump
Wants a toilet for his giant rump.
Sits on the Commode
His Twitter abode
Where he shits out a giant orange dump.

On the toilet Trump tweets out the word.
Like a giant dotard Tweet bird
He speaks to the South
More shit flies from his mouth
As Republicans polish his turds

Trump runs his lie hole for a reason
To cover his vile acts of treason
A tweet he did twit
As he drops a big shit
Cause his taxes the congress is seizin

Humpty Trumpy he built wall
From upon it he had a great fall
His supporters they sigh
While ignoring his lies
As Trump tweets from a new restroom stall.

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